Kris Jenner: Exposed by Tabloid!

This just in: Kris Jenner is an abusive, love-making, absentee mother who makes her children's lives a living hell.
And the source of this breaking news? A deceased Robert Kardashian, according to the latest hilarious issue of In Touch Weekly.
The cover story of this tabloid alleges that Kris once threatened to murder Kim Kardashian; ditched her kids on Christmas; and had sex with a boyfriend… while Khloe Kardashian sort of played nearby!
It's all truly startling information about a mother who we all know was behind the Kim Kardashian sex tape.