Bachelor Pad Season Finale Shocker: Who Won the Money? Who Broke Up? Who Got Engaged?

Another partially exciting season of Bachelor Pad is in the books, and the finale of ABC's guilty pleasure smash certainly packed in something for everyone.
Who won it all? Who broke up? Who got engaged?
Let's break it all down in THG's final BP recap ...
Kalon McMahon and Lindzi Cox are still together! Plus 20.
Erica Rose, in a desperate attempt to stay relevant, tells Lindzi to be careful because she's spotted Kalon at different events with other women. Minus 10.
Lindzi didn't know what to say or do. So, yeah. Minus 5.
Jaclyn said she was still hurt by being betrayed by her "best friend" Rachel on the last episode, when the latter did not take Jackie and Ed to the finale.
Rachel said Nick pushed to oust them because they would have been a bigger threat, which makes total sense. Jaclyn? Not altogether stable. Minus 50.
Blakeley Shea, or Blakeley Jones, or Blakeley Shea Jones ... whatever she wants to be called, she may not have won the money, but she won in love.
Seriously. She and Tony Pieper are still together! And then some! T-Piep surprised everyone, including his lady, with a proposal on stage! Plus 150.
She said yes, you guys. Obvi. Plus 10.